Team Dog 4 Lyfe.
I'm running late.
Soooo... this ad just played 3 times while I was watching Scandal on Hulu. This is... pretty blatantly sexist and racist, yes? Who was the bonehead who was like 'All the ladies can be sexy flight attendants, the one black dude can be a flight attendant too... and the white guys are the pilots and scientists, of…
AHHHH! I just booked flights for a trip to Peru with my sister and I'm SO EXCITED. I've been planning/saving for a really, really long time, so it doesn't feel quite real that we're definitely, 100% going... have any Jezzies been to Peru before? Tips/suggestions? ACK SO EXCITED!
HOORAY! Attention New Yorkers, cat video festival is coming to Brooklyn. I'm so there. http://gothamist.com/2013/04/01/internet_cat_video_film_festival_co.php
I... think this is trolling? It's incoherent enough that I'm not 100% sure but it does involve the sentence "Then stop Leaning In to show me your titties!" so... http://jezebel.com/5993054/?post=58658615
I'm very much enjoying how today's Google doodle is of Cesar Chavez and how a bunch of super conservative religious types are FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT. I guess everyone should be forced to observe Easter because of religious freedom? No... no... actually I don't think that's how that works. Try again.…
Sooooo... just got to the bottom of an article about Soledad O'Brien's last day as a CNN news anchor and what do I find? A slideshow about her style evolution. SIGH. HUFFPO.
ARGH, EAST COAST JEZZIES. The 17-year cicadas are coming... I'd totally forgotten about these fuckers. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. http://www.businessinsider.com/17-year-brood-2-cicadas-2013-3
A friend just posted this on my Facebook wall. I feel honored that of all the nerds she knows, she thought of me.
Shit, what is going on with people trolling this article? http://jezebel.com/5990651/i-was-raped-in-tahrir-square?post=58402600
This one has posted a few too many "!!Lollll!!!*!"s in response to a particularly devastating article: http://jezebel.com/people/gay2Bhappy
Oh good lord. Today is the longest day of all days. Woke up extra early to trudge through the snow/slush (related: IT IS MARCH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MOTHER NATURE) with my unhappy dog to his early morning vet appointment. Dog bit vet tech because vet tech didn't listen to me or the vet when we informed him that dog,…
AHHH, I just got an email from a top choice grad school saying they've accepted me and are offering a significant, renewable merit scholarship. I'M TOO EXCITED TO ACT NORMAL EVEN THOUGH I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW. PULL IT TOGETHER, SELF. HOORAY.
What a lovely username and comment (insert eye roll here): http://jezebel.com/5987026/good-news-reddit-friend-zone-gets-added-to-the-oxford-dictionaries?post=57793967
Le sigh. http://jezebel.com/5984305/one-billion-rising-the-ladies-movement-that-smells-like-kony-2012?post=57427423